Archive for the ‘Totally Queer’ Category
Branded Washing Machine
Apparently my mum just bought a new washing machine, and it’s a branded one. Woah! And our current one is still working fine. No I’m not saying it has like a Rolls-Royce spinning motor where it can allow it to spin one thousand revolutions per minute. Rather, it more like just a significantly better brand than the other ones in the market like LG (our current one), Samsung or even… I can’t think of more washing machine brand names.
Talk about keeping our clothes clean. Maybe a branded washing machine will ensure that our clothes are not just washed clean, but it’ll be a “one-time washed clean.” Woah! Now that’s high class. (:
Next Friday
There’s nothing special going on next Friday. At least nothing that I know of that concerns me. I just thought it’ll be appropriate to have a post regarding next Friday, 14/3/08 as well, since I already have entries concerning Rare Friday and This Friday already.
Cheers! (:
Look at Me

I’m bored.
Anyway, if anyone out there needs a tutor, do give me a call or contact me here. No I’ll not be giving the tuition but I’m working as a tuition coordinator now. So I can help you find a suitable tutor. (:
Weird Searches
Yes I believe for those of us who use WordPress, we all know about it. We’ve all experienced it. We all wondered about it. And what am I talking about? Google or whatever search engine term searches, or more specifically, what people search for and how they come to visit our blog.
For starters I shall share a bit of the ones that never fail to amuse me. Names. Yes. I’m talking about names, as in your name.
People search up names like:
Xue Mei, Sasha, Ginny Quek, Bao Ying, Meng How, Brendan, Lin Ze, Ms Sunarfa, Kalyani Kausikan, and other variations of these names and ended up visiting my blog. Oh and these are just the few searches within the past 30 days. And guess what, Kalyani Kausikan (and variations) tops the list with 14 views of my blog coming from a search on her name in the past 30 days. Wow. Great. And guess who she is? A teacher from my school. Or rather make that ex-school, St Andrew’s Junior College.
I seriously don’t know if the people search these names specifically to get here, or they just happen to stumble upon my blog. But it’s ok. I’d prefer not to know. After all, their just contributing to my blog stats. (:
Nonetheless it amuses me to know how people are actually getting here. I can imagine some geek stalker going around searching these names and trying to find out more about them. Sick, but highly amusing. Oh and just for the record, I do know all these people I’ve mentioned. I didn’t just make up some name for this reason.
So technically what have I just done here? Other than writing and publishing a post, I’ve hereby created another entry with all these 8 names for people to search for. Easier for them to find my blog huh? More entries, more names, more views! (:
So if you’re reading this post because you’ve just googled or yahooed or whatever-ed your own name or the name of others, come on. Don’t be shy. Leave a comment and let me you’ve amused me! (:
Typed for show
I have no reason nor content nor relevant title for this post.
I just felt like typing and posting something.
So here it is.
A post, typed and published.
Written for the sake of posting something.
Perfect. Now I’m satisfied.
I shall go and sleep.

